Thursday, June 25, 2009

Ask Aunt B

Check out Ask Aunt B and gain some perspective. It may even empower you!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

The Chilling Effect

Absolutely gripping and beyond chilling...this is by far the best video I've seen in a long time. I am living this right now. It must be seen, it must be heard. If enough people can begin to understand and take a stand, many, countless people may not have to suffer and die needlessly...

Friday, May 16, 2008

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Do You Want It All???

This is exactly how I feel right now. Damn!

Sunday, July 08, 2007


Server Error-404 Psychiatric Support Page

Your file cannot be found!

The link you followed is either outdated, inaccurate, or the server has been instructed not to let you have it.

Please try the following:

  1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please check the URL repeatedly.

  2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to check the URL for you.

  3. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay online until we can trace your computer.

  4. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you the correct URL.

  5. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what URL you pick. No one cares, and no one will give you the correct file.

  6. For real deranged help, go to Dirty Bitch Society

Wikipedia; 9 Things You May Not have Known...


You probably know Wikipedia as the world’s largest encyclopedia, suitable for research on most any topic. You know you can look up terms, but what you may not know is that Wikipedia features a ton of other information that can do a lot more than help you with that research paper. Wikipedia can also be a:

  • TV Episode Guide. Just search for “list of ____ episodes” with the name of the show, and you will see every episode catalogued and summarized, often with trivia and other factoids.
  • Cliffs Notes Replacement. Don’t want to read that weighty tome for your literature class? Don’t worry, Wikipedia is on your side. Just type in the name of the book, and you will be presented with a plot summary, themes, symbols, and other in-depth analysis.
  • Learning Activities. This is from Wikiversity, a Wikipedia sister site. Whether you are a student wanting extra practice for a difficult subject or a teacher looking for homework assignments or handouts for your students, Wikiversity provides tutorials and worksheets on subjects ranging from AJAX programming to Philosophy. Wikiversity is currently woefully incomplete, but many subject have lengthy, well-written tutorials.
  • Stock Images Collection. Need royalty-free stock images for your next web design or desktop publishing project? Turn to Wikimedia Commons, where you can browse images by subject, licence, or author. So if you need, for example, a radioactive Diderot for that big presentation to the investors, you’re all set.
  • Music Database. Want to discover new music? Wikipedia has extensive cataloguing of music by genre, making it easy to find similar bands to those you already like.
  • Time Capsule. Want to know what people thought of a topic years ago? Wikipedia archives all changes, so simply by clicking on the “history” tab on top of the page and then “Earliest” on the very bottom you can see an article as it was written years ago. Aside from demonstrating the fluid and ever-changing nature of Wikipedia, but also offers a glimpse into how people thought years ago. The value of this technique will increase over the years as Wikipedia gets older.
  • Future Planner. Just as it can go backward in time, Wikipedia can also go backward forward. Wikipedia has articles stretching far into the next millennium. Want to see what you need to schedule for 2008? How about the World Cup in 2038? And be sure(assuming you’ve reached immortality) to pencil in the unsealing of that time capsule in 8113 AD.
  • Trend Tracker. Perhaps even more important than what people are searching for on Google or other search engines is what people are researching. This page show the most popular Wikipedia articles. For example, following the Super Bowl, a lot of people went to research Prince,whose search numbers spiked recently. A list of sexual positions, however, remains an all-time favorite. Which brings us to our next and final topic:
  • Teacher of Sex Positions. The list is more comprehensive than most books on the topic, complete with pictures. Hell, you can even use Wikipedia to look for porn.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007


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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Attention Aufmerksamkeit Atención Atenção

DID I GET YOUR ATTENTION YET??? I'VE MOVED, THIS IS NOW MY CLOSET. NOW GET THE HELL OUTA MY STORAGE, OK. I'VE KICKED MORE THAN YOU OUTA THE CLOSET, HONEY, DON'T FEEL SHIT ON, IT'S...ALL ABOUT THE BIG LOVE BABY! NOW, CLICK THE PIC IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE BITCHED AT!! (You're welcome to stay if you want to read archives ok but don't be trying on my stiletto's, leather chaps or outfits. They just came from the cleaners.)
**¡Por favor visite mi otro blog! ¡Chasquido en los cuadros!

**CLAQUEZ LA PHOTO, MES CHÉRIS FRANÇAIS!

**AUFMERKSAMKEIT!! MEINE FAV DEUTSCHEN FREUNDE, KLICKEN SIE DAS FOTO!



Monday, December 04, 2006

I'M BACK!!

I went crazy and deleted this blog. I allowed people to piss me off to the point of retardism. I have it back now and don't know what the hell to do with it. If you stumble here, go to
Babs Bitchin, my newest blog.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Call me juvenile, who the hell wants to be grown up, anyway?
I truly loved Halloween and in the past, my sordid past, I would often, for a better word, misbehave. I went egging, even in my 30's and derived great joy from egging big mouth teenagers. "Here ya lil' fuck, a taste of your own medicine, hahahaha," and I'd whip an egg. KAWHOPA!!! SPLAT!!! "How ya like that ya dirty bastards," as I'd make another drive-by to the same kids hanging on the corner, plotting revenge against those assholes, me, that egged them. The 3rd time 'round they'd run like hell when they saw the car, stereo blaring. I could hear 'em, "Oh fuck, here they come again." There'd always be a hard ass fat kid who'd show his bravery by not running but simply walking in the direction the others had run. SPLOOSH, SPLOOSH, he'd get a couple water grenades! Nothing worse than a brave wet guy, hahahaha! Next, saved from the 4th of July, we'd roll smoke bombs into the bars and watch 'em roll out, drunk and pissed, cussing your mother and her sisters. For the neighbor that always called the cops because the stereo was up, he'd get the flaming bag of dog shit on his front porch. Ring the door bell and he's gotta stomp the shit outa it to put the fire out. Oh, and who needs to toilet paper a place when you have a paint gun? You call up the bar and tell 'em that there's a fight outside. Of course the rubberneckers fall out, only to be hit, strategically with paint balls. Oh yes, those were the days and I sure miss 'em.
Happy Halloween!!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

BORED TO TEARS???






I know it's frigin' Monday already. Well, here's a couple of things to diddle around with when the boss ain't lookin', OK?



I left this comment for someone, some time ago and I don't believe he ever saw it or read it. I wrote it in a drunken drive-by but it is sound advice and they say a drunkard never lies. I did a lot of thinking over the weekend and as I said about three weeks ago, the winds, they are a changing. Take what you want and leave the rest...

OK Sweety. Reality. Some people have it all in this world. Some of us don't have a pot to piss in. It is good to strive to be in the middle cause anything else is just gravy. Don't expect it and it won't a disappointment. Aim high but stay low, don't ever be pretentious and things will fall in to place. Don't sweat the small shit and it's all small shit.Very important. But equally important, don't wait for anybody to save your ass. You are alone. Whomever you choose to cushion your world with,

is a bonus but don't count on it. Have a higher power. Gay or not, God knows who you are and loves you. Does he make mistakes, I think not and he created you in his image. It is deviant behavior that he doesn't like and you know what I'm talking about, those nasty trollups.
Fail to plan, plan to fail but don't obsess. Don'tbe lazy. If something needs to be done that's important, you'll feel much better getting it done, you can breathe. But the fucking dishes can wait when it's time to enjoy what life's really all about: Love, Laughter and family.
Kissesw Sweety and I'm real glad to have heard from you and I really mean that.
Mwah!!

9:02 PM

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Babsbitchin said...

You'll have to excuse my grammar as Auntie Babs is on a roll tonite!



Do you recognize this???

BLACK OAK ARKANSAS


I look back and realize, I was just a little girl with a woman's body.

I went to see BOA at Constitution Hall, concert #3, maybe? It was 1972, I think I was 13 and my girlfriend Linda Spahr and I, had an almost front row seat. I thought these guys were frigin' gods. I cringed as I watched this video. Pretty talentless and pre-David Lee Roth, Jim Dandy (Magnum) was so hot with his long hair, in my 13 year old mind.
We were in the mist of a smoke factory as joint after joint was passed. That was back in a time when you could smoke in the concerts and you'd light a joint and pass it and never see it again. But never fear, here comes another one and another and another. I had to pee and I knew the intermission was coming. I thought I'd beat the line and go ahead of the crowd, avoiding a long line. When I came out of the Ladies Room, I wandered to a door and thinking it a short cut back to my seat, I walked through the door and found myself right there at the stage right. How the fuck did this happen? The crowd was clapping and chanting as BOA was ready to leave the stage for intermission. They began to walk off and go through another door, right there in front of me. They waved at me and suggested that I come back stage with them. There was Ricochette with his boa constrictor and he was smiling at me, motioning for me to come on. I took one step, then another and I stopped dead in my tracks. I chickened out and they kept going and the door shut. OMG, there went my future as Mrs.Ricochette. There went my opportunity to be a well know slut just like Connie, mentioned in Grand Funks song "American Band."

...sweet, sweet Connie was doing her act...


Black Oak Arkansas


DOOBIE BROTHERS / BLACK WATER

I used to sit and listen to this, by myself, night after night, back in the 70's when women burned their bra's and the weed was almost free!


STEELY DAN / REELIN' IN THE YEARS

This is what I was rockin' to in the 70's, how 'bout you?


Friday, October 27, 2006

PRANK

My pal Wysteria, sent me this link. Funny stuff!!

I come from a long line of pranksters, we call it The Trickster in Sioux. My Dad, knowing company was coming, would, strategically place fake dog turds and vomit in shocking places. He loved a gut reaction. My teacher came to visit once and my Dad insisted she have some peanuts. Of course, it was a can of coiled snakes that jump out. It was our personal joke and we loved every minute. I have to say, I loved to play pranks but don't like them done to me anymore. So, I've curtailed my urges for the most part. But...Halloween comes around and something happens, I can't explain it and The Trickster takes over. Don't blame me!

INHALING YOUR LIQUOR???

FRANKFORT, Ky. - Kentuckians sip their bourbon, and have also been known to cook with it. But inhale it?

The very idea of bypassing the taste buds seems sacrilegious in a state that claims to produce the world’s best bourbon, which generates more than $1 billion a year in sales.

State officials in the land of Old Grand-Dad, Jim Beam and Wild Turkey are pushing to ban a device that vaporizes liquor and allows people to inhale the intoxicating fumes for a quick high without the burn of hard liquor.

CLICK TO READ THE REST

THAT DAMN FROG!!

Go see what the French Dish has cooked up now! Mickelino is sure to receive an award for this. You are sure to be amused!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

BILLY GRAHAM AND OPRAH

This is one of the most thought provoking things, I've ever read. I'm not preaching but I'd love for you to read this post. It is the side and person, I aspire to be! Click to go to my Chronicles of Thankfulness blog and have a great day!
Halloween is by far, one of the times I love the most. I've never figured out why but it is still something I enjoy. Click the button for a desktop download that is wicked fun. It's interactive ghosts and pumpkins. The kids will love it and if you're like me, you'll be glad to show them all about it!